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When in Costa Rica, drink craft beer

Drink craft beer whenever you aren’t drinking shit out of fruit or stuff with fruit in it.

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That’s right, I brought beer all the way from Portland to Guanacaste, Costa Rica.

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Don’t hate.

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Why I went to Costa Rica

This was a multi-step process, so bear with me!

Step 1: Order a double pina colada and request that it be served inside of a pineapple.

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Step 2: Get a picture taken while posing like Gollum, then drink said pina colada

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Step 3: Pour geuze into freshly emptied pineapple

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Step 4: Leave your fucks at the door.

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Step 5: Reward yourself for giving no fucks.

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Step 6: Try to find an efficient way to store geuzey pineapple

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Step 7: Be amazed at the glory that is the most efficient way to store geuzey pineapple

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For what it’s worth, this was some of the best god damn lambic I’ve ever consumed.