Hmmm…

The light and dark side of the force. Which side will I tackle tonight?!

 

Can you guess which beers these are? I’ll give you a hint, they’re both from Upright!

Care Packages!

Shout out to my regular trading buddy, Nogidrew86 over on Beer Advocate! We don’t really organize trades as much as randomly send beer when we accumulate 6 beers that we think each other will like. His package arrived today, and he did awesome!

SOOO excited!

From left to right: Chocolate Rain, White Oak, Imperial Stout Trooper, Otoise, Beatification B5, and Blackberry Petite Sour. Can’t wait to try some of these out! Probably will bring a bottle to my tasting this weekend!

Bananas

The other day my friends and I grilled some snapper and teriyaki chicken at my new apartment. We mostly drank Gravity Mountain and gin and tonics, but we paired this beer to go specifically with the chicken that we had.

Logsdon Seizoen

The beer worked amazingly well with the teriyaki chicken. The beer itself had too much banana flavor to it, but that combine with the belgian yeast matched the sweetness of the chicken fantastically. I’d probably give it a B if it was by itself, but with the chicken it definitely earned itself a B+.

Snack of Champions

I dare you to do better!

Another Weekend Beer

Finally dragged my ass over to Breakside Brewing with a few friends simply because it was the closest brewery that I knew of too an ice cream place that we went to.

Long story short: This beer is okay, great for the weather, but there are better wits out there. Mainly the Maui Brewing Perose Wit that I saw on tap at Beermongers when I got my Tart Lychee. If I didn’t have Mother’s Day obligations I probably would have gone back to Beermongers. Such is the life of a beer geek!

Deschutes/Hair of the Dog Collaboration Dinner at Wildwood

Also known as, “eat tons of delicious food while getting smashed on really, really tasty beer”. Monday, May 14th was the night before the release of Collage, a multi-year effort made by Deschutes Brewing and Hair of the Dog Brewery to make a collaboration beer. Hair of the Dog and Deschutes each brewed 2 beers and put them into separate barrels for two years. After spending an eternity in barrels the beers were blended to form Collage.

 

Now that you have some background information, let’s get on to the dinner that was hosted at Wildwood to celebrate the product of all of their work!

 

I missed taking a picture of the appetizer course, which was made up of spring onion, The Dissident dried cherries, truffle tremor, late harvest sauvignon blanc vinaigrette, and duck cracklins. The cherries were tasty, but I just wanted more of the truffle goat cheese and duck cracklins. If this was was a sign of things to come, it would have justified the $85 ticket price!

 

It was also paired with a beer.

This one off of Dissident was the paired with the salad. Unlike normal batches of Dissident, this one was not aged on cherries, and it was put into a pinot noir barrels for two years. Best beer of the night, with huge complexity among its tart, barnyard, fruity, and vinous notes. It’s been a long time since I’ve had the regular version, but I remember it being not as good as this version. I need to crack open one of my bottles to find out.

Oak Plank Wild Salmon – green garlic gnocchi, morels, brown butter

The gnocchi was absolutely sublime, and I don’t even like gnocchi! I think the pairing with morel mushrooms really did it for me. I had no idea what morel mushrooms were, but I want to eat them every day now. As tasty as those things were, the salmon was the most impressive dish of the night. The piece of wood that it was baked on was once part of a pinot noir barrel. It was broken down and soaked in Deschute’s Chainbreaker White IPA before being used to cook the salmon. The salmon was bordering on rare, and had the perfect consistency. I may not have ever had salmon this delicious before, and being a PNW local, that says something.

Notice how the piece of wood has a slight curvature to it from the barrel

Stoic aged in rye whiskey (Heaven Hill) – This beer was delicious. Many people didn’t like the regular version of Stoic due to it’s weird fruity characteristics. This beer was nothing like the normal beer. The fruitiness is still there, but is cut perfectly by the wood and smoke that comes from the bourbon barrel. This was my third favorite beer of the night. Reminds me a lot of Jackie O’s Kentucky Monk.

Seared Pork Belly Confit – bourbon ribollita, rainbow chard

This meal made one of my friends giggle because it was so good. Seeing a fully grown man giggle hysterically from eating what is essentially a large piece of bacon was pretty hilarious. It was funny right up until I took a bite, and started giggling in turn. It was that good. Right up there with the salmon. If I were to die that night, I would have wanted to be buried in a slab of that pork belly. That way if I ever turned into a zombie, I would wake up inside of an amazing snack.

Fred aged in Bourbon Barrels (Heaven Hill) – Really tasty, but I don’t think it should have followed up the Stoic. Too much bourbon back to back, and maybe it was for that reason why I thought this beer was the 4th best beer of the night. Tastes very similar to Bourbon Fred From the Wood, but less sweet, and way more carbonated :) .

Cocoa Braised Oxtail – morel mushroom flan, crispy asparagus

Of all the tasty dishes so far, this was the least impressive. I’m not going to bother commenting more than the fact it just didn’t fit in with the other courses.

Adam aged in Oregon virgin oak barrels

As my friend Kevin put it, “it smells like a tree”. Very few beers are this oaky, its ridiculous. Served way too cold, it tasted like I was chewing oak chips that were slightly burnt for most of the glass. By the time it warmed up, it was better, but still the least favorite of the beers I had that night.

Tandoor Roasted Reister Farms Lamb Chop – brewery cured lamb bacon and new potato hash, sauteed pea vines, roasted shallot glace, black truffle aioli

Not sure if this thing ever came close to a Tandoor, or any other kind of device that generates heat. I believe that it spent some time in the same city as a tandoor, but nothing more. You can tell that it’s simply raw. Fortunately for me, I like my steaks to still be twitching, so this is perfectly fine with me. Good thing too, but it was dynamite. Soo good! I would say this was tied for 3rd best dish with the salad after the salmon and pork belly.

Oh yes. Collage….

Collage was like the Dissident when it was drank cold. Since the Dissident was my favorite beer of the night, you can guess that this was a close second due to its similarities to Dissident. Some of the fruitiness and wood of the stoic came through as well, with the flavors of Fred playing a small fiddle in the back of the room that is this beer’s flavor profile. Thankfully, I couldn’t detect any Adam. I will say that I’ve never had a beer that is really close to this beer in terms of overall flavor and whatnot. As the beer warmed up, I got more Stoic, Fred, and maybe some Adam while the Dissident played a smaller role. It was cool to taste the transition.

Pistachio cake – white chocolate-whiskey mousse, sweet cherry meringue, tart rhubarb coulis

Really tasty, but I’m not really a dessert person. I’m very jealous of someone I know who got another piece of Salmon after eating his cake. WTF so JEALOUS!!!!

Everyone at our table agreed that the Dissident was the best, followed by Collage. We were surprised when the waiter agreed to bring us more Dissident! That night was just incredible. Look how full that glass is!!!!

Surpise! Batch #1 Fred. 18 years old and still awesome.

This beer was the surprise of the night, and no one really saw it coming. This was the very first batch of Fred that Hair of the Dog ever brewed, and goes for approximately $70 for a 12 oz bottle at Hair of the Dog. So my glass of beer was essentially worth $25 or so. Despite its age, it was still an amazing beer. I would say it would fit in between Stoic and the other Fred in the rankings. What a night. One of my most memorable beer experiences I’ve ever had.

Perfect Weather

Calls for light and refreshing beer! Both days over the weekend were over 80 degrees with no humidity. Naturally I did what tons of other Portlanders did once nice weather hits….day drink!

It sure is bright!

Beer: Tart Lychee

Brewery: New Belgium

Style: Wild Ale

ABV: 7.5%

Location: Fort Collins, CO

Appearance: Bright gold with bits of pink, and a tiny bit of pure white head that fades very quickly

Aroma: Some sour, orange, and a fruity smell that’s hard to distinguish unless you know that this beer has lychee in it.

Taste: Nice and tart, might be a great substitute for lemonade on a bright and sunny day! Lychee, passionfruit, and orange are the flavors that I think I can make out, but I’m just really happy to be drinking this at noon. Hooray for Beermongers!

Mouthfeel: Light with moderate/high carbonation. Very crisp and refreshing

Drinkability: I’m going to buy tons of these when I find them on the shelves and sit on them until it’s a million degrees outside. Then I’ll drink them all. ALL.

Beer Advocate Grade: B+ (89)

My Grade: A

Where is the coconut

Has anyone had this beer before? I got absolutely no coconut out of this coconut porter.

I’m confused.

Old beer is OLD!

Somewhat recovered, I made my way to BeerMongers for the “Scary ingredients/crazy old beer” tasting. There was some weird stuff here.

Southern Tier Chocklat 2009: It was like drinking a hershey bar dissolved in a glass of water. Super sweet with nothing else going on. Pawn this beer off to the mostly girly girl in the vicinity. ASAP

Umm, WTF. This beer is inside a Nalgene bottle with enough delineations on it that I think that it was once used in a lab. The beer in the container tasted just like that, a beer.

Apparently you can only get this beer at an Exxon gas station across some county boundary in Alabama. Might have to ask my friend who’s from ‘Bama about this one.

Jackie O’s Baklava Braggot: This mead grew up thinking it was a beer. While somewhat tasty, it could have thought about being a beer a lot harder

Oakshire Hellshire II: Like I said in a previous post. “Infected beer is infected”

Dogfish Head Noble Rot: This beer was good! w0000t not a scary beer!

I reviewed this beer not too long ago and thought it was delicious. Nothing has changed, it’s still awesome.

Surly Five: I brought this beer and thought it was just as good as the last time I had it. Sad that it was my only one. I need to try more Surly beers, they have all be solid so far.

Thanks for beer geek rob who brought this beer. It’s as old as me, as in bottled in 1989. Very oxidized, but I would actually drink this beer normally, it held up awesome.

This beer was a 1993 vintage haha. It was out before Power Rangers started airing. Dear mother of god.

1994….I was just entering pre-school….just think about that.

Cascade Beer of the Czars: You know what? Czars have shitty beer. This thing was god awful and by far the worse beer I’ve ever had from Cascade. Who knew that the same people who made Bourbonic Plague came out with this abomination. The bottle even says “barrel hopped”. Maybe I’m retarded, but I have no flippin’ idea what that means.

HotD Cherry Adam from the Wood 2008: This beer is really good, and not cough syrupy like the new release of this beer. I thoroughly enjoyed it, but I think I’ve reviewed this particular year before, but I had it on tap at the brewpub.

We also had a 2009 Goose Island Bourbon County Brand Stout which was my personal favorite of the night. It was amazing!

Cinco de Drinko + Kentucky Derby = Pickled Liver

I think the title basically sums it up. Spent the vast majority of my Saturday over at a fellow beer geek’s house for a “cellar clearing”. It’s beer geek talk for “have a bunch of people over and get smashed on tons and tons of beer”. Thanks to the beer geek who hosted! He really went all out on this. Note: I wanted “I’ll have another” to win the derby based on name alone, who knew the horse I wanted to win would actually go out and win. In his honor, I had another one.

Upland Persimmon Lambic: Not that great, but all the persimmon notes are there. If I remember this beer and the following Upland beers all gushed upon opening. Awesome.

Upland Strawberry Lambic: Strawberry beers just don’t do it for me. They mostly taste like fruit roll up than anything else

Upland Dantalion Lambic: Okay, this beer was awesome, definitely made up for the letdown that was the last few beers from Upland. Super earthy and delicious.

Cascade Vlad the Imp Aler 2008: I really like Vlad, but this beer after 4 years just isn’t what it used to be. Only a little bit of barrel presence was left, and the beer is worse for it.

Cascade Vlad the Imp Aler 2010: This beer is more like it, absolutely delicious with a lot more bourbon on the profile. Also some belgian notes? Don’t mind the chorizo in the background, I took the photo on a cutting board hehe.

Lost Abbey Veritas 009: Really tasty dark beer turned into a sour. Reminds me of Surly Five, but slightly tastier in my opinion. However, typical of Lost Abbey, this beer was minimally carbonated. I’m fairly certain that their beer carbonates purely by chance.

Block 15 Figgy Pudding: This got me super excited because I have never had this beer before and I was out of town when it was released. Let’s see if I actually missed out before:

Block 15 2010: yeah this beer was god damn delicious. Huge notes of caramel and toffee, with little alcohol presence despite it’s double digit ABV rating. No wonder why some people out on BeerAdvocate really want to try this beer and are willing to trade some serious stuff to do so.

Block 15 2011: This beer is completely different from the other one. They don’t taste remotely the same. This beer, while good, has noticeable alcohol burn and is much closer to a barleywine than an old ale that was aged in brandy barrels. Hopefully this beer will bloom a bit after sitting around for a year or so.

Three Floyds: something something. I have no idea what this beer is called but it was one of my favorites of the night. Huge hop presence and I really needed it after all the other beers before it. I don’t know if it was good because it was legitimately delicious, or if it was because my palette was desperate for a beer that didn’t spend x number of months in a barrel.

Okay, this beer is almost as old as me. It was not that good. On the other hand, it was surprisingly drinkable despite the fact that I think bridgeport sucks and that the beer was old enough to drive, vote, join the military, and drink all on its own.

Highwater Aphotic (Bourbon Baltic Porter): This beer was meh, but my palette was kind of wrecked at this point.

Schlafly Bourbon Barleywine 2006: This beer was seriously tasty. One of my favorites of the night. Everything I love about a big barleywine was here, bourbon, oak, roastiness, and caramel.

Schlafly Bourbon Barleywine 2008: I take it back, this beer is better. The 2 years difference was huge. I think the general consensus was that the 2008 was significantly better than the 2006 version. I wish I had the self control to keep beer for this long. Damn.

Lost Abbey Angel’s Share: Okay, this beer is staggering. It was carbonated and everything! Honestly though, top 5 beer of the night.

Upright Blend Love: This was the original version of Blend Love, and it just has sooooo much raspberry in it. Reminds me of a tastier version of New Glarus Raspberry Tart really. Also a top 5 beer.

Upright Blend Love: This beer is still delicious, but I don’t think it’s a top 5 beer here. More sour than the other bottle, but the fruit flavors weren’t nearly as intense, even though this beer is brand spanking new.

Firestone Walker XIV and XV: While both awesome, XIV was better. Nuff said.

Cigar City Hunahpu 2011: I’ve wanted to try this beer for a long time. Disappointed a little bit. I much prefer Marshal Zhukov to this

Cigar City Hunahpu 2012: Significantly better, but way too much spice going on. The spice level is actually kind of distracting. Maybe I won’t trade for this beer, but who knows.

That was it for the night, took 10 hours to do I think, with a grill break taken about halfway. Liver soundly punished, I got one night to recover before going to a “Scary ingredients/crazy old beer” tasting. That’s for another post though!

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